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Please see our list of answers to frequently asked questions below. If you still cannot find the answer to your question, click the following link to contact us.

We are a Goble company with local warehouses based in the United Kingdom, Australia & New Zealand, this is to guarantee fast local deliveries.

Our warehouse operates from

Monday – Friday | 8:30am – 5pm

For all UK and EU orders we currently use a company called UCS who are located in Bracknell, UK. They pick our orders up until 5pm Monday to Friday. The carrier used to deliver the order will be determined by the service selected.

We have the options of PayPal, Credit Card or direct bank transfer. PayPal will allow you to use either your Paypal account or a credit card, even as a guest. If you do not have a credit card you can always opt to use the direct bank transfer, just make sure you use your order number as a reference – your order will only be dispatched once funds have appeared in our account.

Your order should usually take between 1 and 5 working days to reach you, depending on your location and what time you place your order. International shipping will take a little longer, and orders outside the EU may take an extra couple of days to clear customs. Sometimes international parcels are held up due to circumstances beyond our control. If you require your international order by a certain date please get in touch before placing your order. You are responsible for ensuring that you are able to import the products into your country.

There are 3 ways to track your order

Logged in:
You can track your order from your ‘My Account’ section under the My Orders tab.

Tracking email:
When you completed your order payment you will have received an email with your order tracking details.

If you have not received this email then please check your spam folder to make sure it has not gone in there.


If the above options do not work for you, then you can email our us through the ‘Contact Us’ page with your Name and Order number and we will send you.

Yes, we do offer both timed and Saturday deliveries. This will become available to you during check out. Please make sure you select the appropriate option at the check-out.

Yes, we ship to most countries. If you find that there is not an option to ship to your country then please send us an email via the 'Contact Us' page and we will work out a shipping quote for you. You must ensure that the product is able to be imported into your country and will not be seized at the border.

Yes, we use PayPal Pro who run the latest in security and fraud prevention technologies to ensure your payment is safe and secure. Just look for the padlock in the address bar which means the website is running a secure encryption. You can always click on the padlock to view the ‘security certificate’ information.

UK Orders:

Please make your payment directly into our UK bank account.

Please use your Order ID as the payment reference.



Account Name:

Functional Self Limited

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International Orders:

We suggest to our offshore clients that TransferWise might be more cost effective than a direct bank transfer or some credit card as the fees can be excessive.

If you use the link below you can get your first transfer fee free, on top of their very competitive rates for transferring money.


Within TransferWise it is important to complete the “Recipient will get exactly field” rather than the “You Send” field so that the exact amount is received.

If you choose direct transfer please use the below.






GB76 BARC 2045 4543 8860 50

Please note your order will be shipped once the funds have cleared in our account.

If payment isn’t received within 7 days, this order will automatically cancel.

If there is something we do not carry on the site but is one of the brands we stock, you can send us a request and we will contact our suppliers to see if we are able to get hold of it for you. If it is requested a lot then we will look to stock it as a standard item. Please note that special orders may incur an extra delivery charge that may be passed on from our supplier.

You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. Items must be returned unused and with the original product packaging intact in order to be eligible for a refund or exchange. We’ll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (incorrect or defective item). Please see www.functionalself.co.uk/shipping-returns/ for full details including the return shipping address.

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